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Narrative Warfare Hoodie – Uniform of the Unconvinced

This isn’t just a hoodie... it’s armor for thinkers, challengers, and disruptors. Built for the bold and designed for the defiant, the Narrative Warfare hoodie wraps you in heavyweight comfort while you dismantle the bullshit spoon-fed by the mainstream. Throw it on. Stir the pot. Stay warm while the world gets uncomfortable.

Crafted with a soft AF blend of pre-shrunk cotton and polyester, it delivers that perfect balance of warmth, style, and durability. The air-jet spun yarn keeps it smooth and pill-free, so it stays looking sharp through every war of ideas. A double-lined hood, rib-knit cuffs, and front pouch pocket make this thing functional as hell—because comfort shouldn’t be a casualty of conviction.

Specs:
50/50 pre-shrunk cotton + polyester (Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40/60)
Midweight with heavyweight intent (8.0 oz/yd²)
Air-jet spun yarn = ultra soft, low pill
Quarter-turned to dodge that ugly crease
Double-needle stitched for maximum durability
Front pouch for your hands or your heat

Narrative Warfare Hoodie – Uniform of the Unconvinced

$30.00Price
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      Based in Wisconsin

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      (1) According to the Surgeon General women should not drink alcoholic beverages during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects;

      (2) consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

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